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Do you know Chris Moore?
Submitted by cammoore on Wed, 2006-05-24 18:10.
Do you know Chris Moore? Does anybody care to share an interesting story? Any interesting stories in general would be nice here as well....perhaps it can be a sort of "water cooler" forum. But seriously, lets get this thing goin, I wanna see some funny stories.
Mason
Mason, if you are reading this right now, i hate you. You really need to grow up. This is a year old topic and i know you will come back to it. Get over highschool lacrosse. oh sick burn
So
I hear that Chris Moore caught his little brother taking advantage of a 55 y/o that wasnt exactly clear headed...
Ya he was hitting on her
Ya he was hitting on her until his younger and more attractive brother swooped in and knocked chris's helmet off and began to more succesfully mack on the mom...and yes, i know chris moore
No dude it actually happened
No dude it actually happened the other way.... not a joke at all.
re-intoduction into the wild
Is it true that Chris Moore is being released into the wild this weekend?
i hear its an all weekend
i hear its an all weekend affair...
Where's my helmet?
a whole weekend affair of chris moore being knocked down and de-helmeted by his younger brother?
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the concrete jungle?
What?
What is this? who is chris moore? Sounds like this is some kind of joke a team is doing together on a fellow player/coach or something. This is such a pointless topic
If you dont like the forum
If you dont like the forum then get off it
This forum is way more
This forum is way more entertaining and productive than arguing over a big guy who may or may not have mayonnaise on his face. Chris Moore, the man, the myth the legend. LONG LIVE CHRIS-A-PALOOZA!
BL
Well, you're obviously not a golfer...
No left
Chris Moore is easily one of the most recognizable players on the field. His "no left, strictly right handed power cradle" truly sets him apart from competition...
Re: What?
[quote=leelark456]What is this? who is chris moore? Sounds like this is some kind of joke a team is doing together on a fellow player/coach or something. This is such a pointless topic[/quote]
Who would of thought a forum thread would be pointless... wow, that's profound.
True story
It was a faithful night and lax was being played when Chris Moore's younger and more attractive brother cam belted out a war cry and proceeded to undress Chris with a vicious hit. Chris stood up to see that he had left his stick, helmet and dignity all on the ground. Chris got dropped....i know chris moore...
Cam on TheMan's Account
I would like to quote the famous anthropologist Margaret Meade:
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world; indeed it is the only thing that can"
With that said, I could not have done this without Jake Randolph. Thank you Jake, for your generosity and body positioning in committing this bone-crushing hit. Let it be known that this aforementioned war cry was me yelling "He's got tunnel vision!"
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Wait....
Is this the same Chris Moore that took it coast to coast today and scored with a long pole? I remember the helmet and stick go flying in the air... I just can't remember if it was a celebration after scoring a goal or not....
this is actually mason on nicks
that definitely was that chris moore. his helmet gloves his pride, all strewn about the field via his little broski cam moore. oh man.
Chris Moore: Man or God?
I heard Chris Moore actually knows who Mike Jones is...and knows the exact location of Waldo.
I got to get into this
I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
just stating the facts
I remember when he left for the entire night with his girlfriendish thingy and never came back, just as cam nick and everyone else predicted.
Re: just stating the facts
[quote=MasonPS 47]girlfriendish thingy [/quote] Yeah, what was that thing anyways?
They're BLUE
Chris is nice. You all wish you could be his Thingy too.
Word
Chris is nice...but I don't want to be his thingy, laxativa, I want to be your thingy.
bittersweet memories
i have no regrets about that night... intoxicated by wine and spiced meats, chris moore led me to a burlap tarp. the bittersweet memories of his tender touch still haunt my dreams.
Oh, do I know Chris...
I do know Chris Moore...The last funny thing I can remember about him is I think he called me a fragile little flower a little earlier today. Plus I hear hes one of a very few select people that have the ability to kiss themselves on the cheek...
There was this one time
There was this one time where Chris Moore stole Nick Tierney's English accented girlfriend.
hehe
Unless you got er done up in your room real quick, it looks like i won this one my friend...Im in love
well nick,
for sloppy seconds, you didn't do too bad my friend. thata boy chris
word
I do remember that, the funniest thing is I think they were related...
Doesnt matter if they were
Doesnt matter if they were related, i heard that chris moore knows no rules nor morals
Good ChryMo Quotes
I lived with the guy for 18 years, and I can attest to it. A few memorable ChryMo quotes: "my feelings are all hurt and ****...what the ****" -chris moore "nick's a fragile flower...let him be" "it fell victim to bainbridge's reign of terror with the fire extinguisher" NFT: So wait, is it a sloth or is it a bear? CM: I don't know but they're damn vicious...let's go! "Damn Cam, youre a commentator for the wildlife world" NFT: I don't know, it seems like it would be pretty chaotic... ChryMo: That sounds fine, actually, I thrive on chaos. ChryMO: Ever since she has just gotten on my nerves. Me: Wait, you weren't even there for that, and wait, you haven't even seen her since...
greatness
i heard chris moore clubs orphans in the offseason as conditioning. he can eat a fuji apple in two bites, and he enjoys whittling flutes out of drift wood
wtf?
I have no idea what any of this means, but it is pretty funny.