Brandon Milano

Most intimidating, Most likely to commit a 2 minute penalty, Most likely to injure a player (opposing or on the same team)

Mark Brick

Most Goals in a Game(7), Cal Ripken award (most consecutive games played-6yrs).

Rick Jensen

Most cigarettes smoked per game(1 for each goal), Team Entrepreneur

Jay Henneberry

True lefty award, Most likely to play Santa Claus at Macy's

Phil Rezek

Cripple Dick nominee, Most likely to get shin splints

Eric Terpening

The "I"

John Cassidy

One hand groundball award, Jerry Seinfeld lookalike

Courtney Ellis

The last of 3 brothers sworn to defend the Holy Grail

Adam Moyer

Most likely to bring free snacks

Wally Thomas

World traveler, Played entire game with his son attached to a baby harness on his back.

Nick Underland

2nd Hardest Hit, Most likely to get married real soon or his a** is in trouble!

Rob Walgren

Team environmentalist, Shredded the team balls and donated as pothole filler, 2 time Cripple Dick awardee

Greg Wojcicki

Half Gimp award, Most likely to go through 5 opposing players and still have the ball

Greg Fimmano

Toughest middie, Nice guy award despite being a Yankee from New York

Lee Hubbard

Hardest Hit award, 2 time Cripple Dick awardee

Bob McConnachie

Best Middie award, 2nd most eligible bachelor

Jon Aguirre

Least likely to purchase new team shorts, another damn Yankee

Ashley Horan

Full Gimp award, Best potential middie

Kyle Williams

Best cutting middie award, Most likely to marry a Texan

Driss Bennani

Half Gimp award, Best defensive face-off specialist

John Fredericksen

Defensive stick wizard, Most likely to sell Microsoft products during half time

Rich Schwartz

Financial wizard, Most likely to be thrown out of a game

Ian Tolmie

Best all around defense, Most eligible bachelor

Briggs Willoughby

Crunch specialist, Most likely to run over officials with his motorcycle

Ethan Hennessy

Ground ball award, Most likely to be pouched for his fur

Ken Gaffney

Nice guy award, Most likely to move in next to a crack house

John Mulkey

Goalie extraordinaire, Foul mouth award, Most beer consumed award, 2nd Most likely to be ejected from a game

Pat Harrison

Team Founder and Tentawon Hall of Famer, Most bones sacrificed for the team